Man Arrested for 'Aggressive' Mopping

John Thornton, of Southington, CT, allegedly grabbed a mop from a hotel employee and began mopping like mad.

http://patch.com/connecticut/southington/southington-man-arrested-after-aggressively-mopping-floor-0#.VD-6pxYgvKd

I need this guy to come by our house.

Shortie's Lover wrote:I need this guy to come by our house.

Why, do you need someone to show you how to work?

Paquette wrote:John Thornton, of Southington, CT, allegedly grabbed a mop from a hotel employee and began mopping like mad.

http://patch.com/connecticut/southington/southington-man-arrested-after-aggressively-mopping-floor-0#.VD-6pxYgvKd

For a brief moment I thought THE John Thornton had finally accomplished something in his life.  However after reading the article I realized my mistake.  I should have known better when the story said aggressively "mopping" and not aggressively "told" someone how to properly mop.