Chile's Calbuco volcano erupts for first time in more than 40 years

Oh horror upon horror, just look at all that pollution,

Where is Algore when he is needed ??  No doubt the environmental nut jobs are on the way to Chile right now to demand the Chilean government stop this volcano from polluting the atmosphere!

Do you have the new volcano adapter for the air filtration unit in your bunker? After all, what's the point of decades of gold hoarding if you can protect it from volcanic ash!

Liberal wrote:Do you have the new volcano adapter for the air filtration unit in your bunker? After all, what's the point of decades of gold hoarding if you can protect it from volcanic ash!

If you "can" ?

Huh?

You're not making much sense, for a grammar nazi.