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Post  Skeptical on Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:34 pm

and now Rachael Dolezal we can all practice chameleon identities whenever and wherever the need may arise.

Imagine having a doctor's appointment and during pre-screening you are told you are overweight..  Thanks to the new way of doing things just say the scale is wrong because you identify with a proper weight fit person.

Or you have the urge to have a bit of pot, just go to the nearest Native American location allowing marijuana and declare you identify as a Native American and it is legal to consume a joint or two.

No doubt there may be more times the "Rachael Dolezal Syndrome" will be attempted..
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Post  BladeRunner on Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:06 am

I have been an engineer for nearly 50 years.

But lately I've been feeling that I identify more with salesmen.

Inside, I think I am a salesman.

I have felt this way my entire life, but didn't have the nerve to change.

The only thing I am worried about is whether or not a surgery would be a mistake......
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Post  nightlight88 on Thu Jun 18, 2015 9:22 am

BladeRunner wrote:I have been an engineer for nearly 50 years.

But lately I've been feeling that I identify more with salesmen.

Inside, I think I am a salesman.

I have felt this way my entire life, but didn't have the nerve to change.

The only thing I am worried about is whether or not a surgery would be a mistake......

I feel your pain, man.

Lately I have been having feelings that I am the President. I think I should go to DC and close the EPA, Department of Education, and build a wall along the southern border.

Do you suppose, since I feel that I am the President, that I could get anything done?
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Post  Clicker on Thu Jun 18, 2015 9:43 am

nightlight88 wrote:

I feel your pain, man.

Lately I have been having feelings that I am the President.  I think I should go to DC and close the EPA, Department of Education, and build a wall along the southern border.

Do you suppose, since I feel that I am the President, that I could get anything done?

BarryO thinks it is so why not you too. You are free to be after all.
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Post  Jammer on Thu Jun 18, 2015 9:47 am

Skeptical wrote:and now Rachael Dolezal we can all practice chameleon identities whenever and wherever the need may arise.

Imagine having a doctor's appointment and during pre-screening you are told you are overweight..  Thanks to the new way of doing things just say the scale is wrong because you identify with a proper weight fit person.

Or you have the urge to have a bit of pot, just go to the nearest Native American location allowing marijuana and declare you identify as a Native American and it is legal to consume a joint or two.

No doubt there may be more times the "Rachael Dolezal Syndrome" will be attempted..

You have got to stop being so negative.  We need to think about the positives associated with this progressive liberal crap.  The first one that comes to mind is that this essentially eliminates the progressive liberal stupidity of "Affirmative Action".  Now anyone will be able to self-identify with any race, gender or whatever and no door will be closed just because you are a white biological man.  

Who would have ever thought that the progressive socialists would screw up and replace their ideology of equal THINGS with equal OPPORTUNITY?
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Post  Clicker on Thu Jun 18, 2015 11:10 am

I'm waiting for the trans-whatevers to be declared a protected class so I can apply for all the associated goodies. I think I'll "associate" with my goldfish so I can have an armed escort to protect me from marauding cats. Or from anyone who has "associated" themselves with cats.
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