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Post  Clicker on Tue May 09, 2017 9:56 am

I wondered how long it would be before laws started to protect the victims instead of the looting and burning protesters.
http://www.charlottestories.com/nc-house-just-passed-hb-330-allowing-drivers-legally-hit-protesters-block-roads/
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Post  Darth Cheney on Tue May 09, 2017 6:44 pm

I propose we start a new sport...idiot bowling involving idiots (pins) and cars (ball). Since there won't be any pin reset per say, backing up to complete a spare is perfectly acceptable.
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Post  Clicker on Wed May 10, 2017 7:42 am

Back in the day us barflys played a game trying to see who could come up with the grossest "hit a pedestrian" scenario. Kids in a school crossing were only worth 1 point each but if you got more than 3 they were worth 2 points ea. The least politically correct one that I remember was a black female pregnant prostitute with a Hispanic surname in a wheelchair emerging from a doorway. 1000 points. Comatose junkies in the gutter were worth 2 points if you got one in So Central LA but 500 fi you got one in Beverly Hills. Before anyone gets too excited, the group of drunks that cooked these up were very diverse, Vietnam vets, of all ethnicities. Just good fun.
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Post  Jammer on Wed May 10, 2017 1:35 pm

Clicker wrote:Back in the day us barflys played a game trying to see who could come up with the grossest "hit a pedestrian" scenario.  Kids in a school crossing were only worth 1 point each but if you got more than 3 they were worth 2 points ea.  The least politically correct one that I remember was a black female pregnant prostitute with a Hispanic surname in a wheelchair emerging from a doorway.  1000 points.  Comatose junkies in the gutter were worth 2 points if you got one in So Central LA but 500 fi you got one in Beverly Hills. Before anyone gets too excited, the group of drunks that cooked these up were very diverse, Vietnam vets, of all ethnicities.  Just good fun.

I believe in the Keep It Simple approach.  

ONE REPRESSIVE LIBERAL = 1,000,000 POINTS AND A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD
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Post  Clicker on Wed May 10, 2017 3:34 pm

Jammer wrote:
I believe in the Keep It Simple approach.  

ONE REPRESSIVE LIBERAL = 1,000,000 POINTS AND A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD

I forgot the 10k bonus if you were riding a unicycle.
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