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Hawaiian Volcano

Post  Darth Cheney on Tue Jun 12, 2018 6:14 pm

The subject of stopping the Hawaiian volcano has come up. According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years.



Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.
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Post  Skeptical on Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:35 pm



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