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Post  Gomezz Adddams on Wed Apr 16, 2014 11:38 am

An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work".

The German doctor says: "that's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".

The Russian doctor says: "gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work".

The United States doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

 cheers  cheers  cheers  cheers 


I know it's political but I couldn't find an appropriate joke thread.
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Post  BladeRunner on Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:22 pm

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Post  Skeptical on Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:57 pm

Gomezz Adddams wrote:An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work".

The German doctor says: "that's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".

The Russian doctor says: "gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work".

The United States doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

 cheers  cheers  cheers  cheers 


I know it's political but I couldn't find an appropriate joke thread.

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Post  Just Braying It on Sun Nov 09, 2014 9:01 am

What is Sarah Palin's favorite side dish?

Glen Rice! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Post  nightlight88 on Thu Feb 19, 2015 12:49 pm

Liberal wrote:What is Sarah Palin's favorite side dish?

Glen Rice! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


How leftite of you, National Enquirer as a soucre.

I wonder if National Enquirer would run the story of you cheating on your husband.
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