Couples Golf Nights this summer

Calling all couples !  Looking for some good summer fun and companionship on the links ?

Lakeview Golf Course, Corsica, SD.  
Couples Golf Night - Fridays, June 13, 27, July 11, 18, 25, August 1

Draw each night for team competition.  Shotgun start at 6:00 p.m.  Bring a dish to share afterwards.   All couples welcome.

Shortie's Lover wrote:Calling all couples !  Looking for some good summer fun and companionship on the links ?

Lakeview Golf Course, Corsica, SD.  
Couples Golf Night - Fridays, June 13, 27, July 11, 18, 25, August 1

Draw each night for team competition.  Shotgun start at 6:00 p.m.  Bring a dish to share afterwards.   All couples welcome.

So with lesbians, do you get to tee off from the ladies tee box or do the butches have to tee off from the men's? And how does it work with the shortest drive? Usually with guys you have to hang your johnson out while driving out of the ladies box on the next hole. Just asking.

Gomezz, these little boy games show a lack of reverence for the game of golf. Hanging your johnson ? eeewwww ?

All the ladies go off from the ladies tee.

You didn't ask about the boys but a little bonus information. All the guys both tops and bottoms have the option to tee from the regular tees or the championship flight of tees.  Some of those guys can really whack a ball.

Shortie's Lover wrote:Gomezz, these little boy games show a lack of reverence for the game of golf.  Hanging your johnson ?  eeewwww ?

All the ladies go off from the ladies tee.

You didn't ask about the boys but a little bonus information.  All the guys both tops and bottoms have the option to tee from the regular tees or the championship flight of tees.  Some of those guys can really whack a ball.

I bet they can.   

Gomezz perhaps if Mrs Adddams is a golfer you two could join us for one of these. Our groups will be meeting at a drinking establishment along SD Hwy 42 on the outskirts of Sioux Falls to form a rainbow caravan to some travel out for some of these evenings. You will be safe if Mrs Adddams travels along.  Most of the guys I know are looking for exclusive relationships with other men.  Men who are strictly gay not bi.  They have no interest in a straight dude like you.

What would you bring as the dish to share ?

Shortie's Lover wrote:Gomezz perhaps if Mrs Adddams is a golfer you two could join us for one of these.  Our groups will be meeting at a drinking establishment along SD Hwy 42 on the outskirts of Sioux Falls to form a rainbow caravan to some travel out for some of these evenings.  You will be safe if Mrs Adddams travels along.  Most of the guys I know are looking for exclusive relationships with other men.  Men who are strictly gay not bi.  They have no interest in a straight dude like you.

What would you bring as the dish to share ?

A package of John Morrell foot long hot dogs.

Shortie's Lover wrote:Gomezz perhaps if Mrs Adddams is a golfer you two could join us for one of these.  Our groups will be meeting at a drinking establishment along SD Hwy 42 on the outskirts of Sioux Falls to form a rainbow caravan to some travel out for some of these evenings.  You will be safe if Mrs Adddams travels along.  Most of the guys I know are looking for exclusive relationships with other men.  Men who are strictly gay not bi.  They have no interest in a straight dude like you.

What would you bring as the dish to share ?

That would mean I'd have to retrieve them from the water hazard I "lost" them in when I tipped the golf cart. Ooops!

nightlight88 wrote:

Shortie's Lover wrote:Gomezz perhaps if Mrs Adddams is a golfer you two could join us for one of these.  Our groups will be meeting at a drinking establishment along SD Hwy 42 on the outskirts of Sioux Falls to form a rainbow caravan to some travel out for some of these evenings.  You will be safe if Mrs Adddams travels along.  Most of the guys I know are looking for exclusive relationships with other men.  Men who are strictly gay not bi.  They have no interest in a straight dude like you.

What would you bring as the dish to share ?

A package of John Morrell foot long hot dogs.

No.  Girth trumps length.  Think salami.  Or my favorite toy, which is not edible nor a dish to share.   

      

Shortie's Lover wrote:Calling all couples !  Looking for some good summer fun and companionship on the links ?

Lakeview Golf Course, Corsica, SD.  
Couples Golf Night - Fridays, June 13, 27, July 11, 18, 25, August 1

Draw each night for team competition.  Shotgun start at 6:00 p.m.  Bring a dish to share afterwards.   All couples welcome.

There have been some great evenings for summer fun on the links.  One more summer night remains on the schedule (Aug. 1).

I received contact to indicate that Liberal plans to attend tomorrow night.  Anyone else planning to come ? Gomezz ?

Liberal, do you still plan to bring your partner ?  And remember to bring the kolaches.  Liberal is bringing kolaches !!!