THE 2016 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE

THE 2016 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE

11:15 AM - Free Lunch, "Medical" Marijuana and Bus Ride to the Convention.
Forms To Be Passed Out for Food Stamp Enrollment.

Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - Sponsored by CNN.

 4:15 PM - Address on "Being the Real You" - By (White) Former Head of the
Seattle NAACP, Rachel Dolezal, and "Caitlyn" Jenner.

4:30 PM - "How to Bank $200 Million While a Public Servant, and Yet Claiming
to be Broke" - Hillary Clinton.


4:45 PM - "How to Have a Successful Career Without Ever Having a Job, and
Still Avoid Paying Taxes!" - Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson (free visit to the
White House for one lucky entrant).

5 PM- Medals of Freedom Presented to Army Deserter Bowe Bergdahl and a
Sample of Baltimore Looters aka Alternative Shoppers.

5:15 PM - General Vote on Praising Baltimore Rioters, and on Using the Term
"Alternative Shoppers" Instead of "Looters."


5:30 PM - Invitation-Only Autograph Session - Souvenir Photographs of
Hillary and Chelsea Dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia.

5:45 PM - Tribute to All of the 57 States - Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi.

8:30 PM - The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting Followed by General
Vote on Now Using the Term "Muslim Terrorism" Instead of the Usual "Random
Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance."

9:00 PM - "Liberal Bias in Media - How We Can Make It Work For You" Tutorial
- Sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York
Times.

9:15 PM - Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters Still Incarcerated at
GITMO - Michael Moore.

9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar: "Businesses Don't Create Jobs" - Hillary
Clinton.

10:00 PM - Group Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible Readers.

10:30 PM - Ceremonial "We Surrender" Waving of the White Flag to
Afghanistan, Russia and ISIS.

11:00 PM - Short Film: "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While
Serving in a Cabinet Post, and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal," hosted by
Hillary Clinton.

11:30 PM - "How to Offend Christians While Implementing Sharia Law in
America" - "Sneaky Joe" Biden.

12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Hillary by Bill Maher and Chris Matthews.

Isn't this the same agenda they had last time?