Presidents and US currency

$1 bill. George Washington, first President and leader of the American Revolution.

$5 bill. Abraham Lincoln, first Republican President who pulled our nation through its darkest time.


$10 bill. Alexander Hamilton, Founding Father, first Secretary of the Treasury, and leader of the Constitutional Convention.


$20 bill. Andrew Jackson, “Old Hickory” fought the British in New Orleans.


$50 bill. Ulysses S. Grant, Union army general, led the North to victory in the Civil War.


$100 bill. Ben Franklin, genius inventor, political theorist, and leading author of the Constitution.




So, where do we put the first mulatto black President?



Food stamps! Finally! Someone we can put on food stamps. (or SNAP cards)



Obama’s policies have put more people on welfare than any president
before him, so this placement is most appropriate. Unlike the Nobel
Peace Prize, for which he did nothing, this is an “honor” he richly
deserves.

They are going to emboss his face on the trillion dolla coin and a portion of Moochelle's rear on the flip side.

Darth Cheney wrote:They are going to emboss his face on the trillion dolla coin and a portion of Moochelle's rear on the flip side.

At this rate, they might as well just put it on the 10 trillion dollar coin.

Darth Cheney wrote:They are going to emboss his face on the trillion dolla coin and a portion of Moochelle's rear on the flip side.

That presents a dilema, Darth. Which side will be heads and wheich side will be tails?

BTW< Did you hear they came out with a Barry stamp?

The U.S. Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it....
The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.