Nudity ban to be enforced on Fire Island

Saw this in the NY Times last week:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/28/nyregion/crackdown-on-nudity-planned-for-fire-island-beach.html?_r=0

Can no longer sun bathe in the birthday suit on Fire Island ... another indicator of The End Times.

Has anyone on the forum enjoyed sun in the buff @ Fire Island ?

I don't know what you're talking about

BR, I would guess that a straight-arrow like you wouldn't have knowledge of nude sun bathing.

Of all you guys, I'd guess Gomezz to be most likely to tan while nude.

Shortie's Lover wrote:BR, I would guess that a straight-arrow like you wouldn't have knowledge of nude sun bathing.

Of all you guys, I'd guess Gomezz to be most likely to tan while nude.

No you would be guessing wrong. It's not because I'm afraid of being nude in front of strangers but I don't want to put the Tinkerbells to shame with the size of my package.

Besides I think I'd get tired from kicking all those gerbils out of my way strolling down the beach. Which brings up a question you might be able to answer: What level SPF should be used on a gerbil taken to a nude beach? :?:

I clamp a frisbee on the end of my unit to camouflage it as a metal detector and pretend to be looking for coins. Sometimes it gets readings way high.

Gomezz Adddams wrote:

Shortie's Lover wrote:BR, I would guess that a straight-arrow like you wouldn't have knowledge of nude sun bathing.

Of all you guys, I'd guess Gomezz to be most likely to tan while nude.

No you would be guessing wrong. It's not because I'm afraid of being nude in front of strangers but I don't want to put the Tinkerbells to shame with the size of my package.

Besides I think I'd get tired from kicking all those gerbils out of my way strolling down the beach. Which brings up a question you might be able to answer: What level SPF should be used on a gerbil taken to a nude beach? :?:

From another thread:

Shortie's Lover wrote:Gerbils are such a guy thing.

No you would be guessing wrong. It's not because I'm afraid of being nude in front of strangers but I don't want to put the Tinkerbells to shame with the size of my package.

Besides I think I'd get tired from kicking all those gerbils out of my way strolling down the beach. Which brings up a question you might be able to answer: What level SPF should be used on a gerbil taken to a nude beach? :?:

Darth Cheney wrote:I clamp a frisbee on the end of my unit to camouflage it as a metal detector and pretend to be looking for coins. Sometimes it gets readings way high.

I think you are out of your league shortie. btw modesty is a virtue

BOT: Who the hell cares about Fire Is. in SD or what they do there.

Freedom Forever wrote:

No you would be guessing wrong. It's not because I'm afraid of being nude in front of strangers but I don't want to put the Tinkerbells to shame with the size of my package.

Besides I think I'd get tired from kicking all those gerbils out of my way strolling down the beach. Which brings up a question you might be able to answer: What level SPF should be used on a gerbil taken to a nude beach? :?:

Darth Cheney wrote:I clamp a frisbee on the end of my unit to camouflage it as a metal detector and pretend to be looking for coins. Sometimes it gets readings way high.

I think you are out of your league shortie. btw modesty is a virtue

BOT: Who the hell cares about Fire Is. in SD or what they do there.

Don't you know she travels all over the country and has spent time in New York? Only thing she hasn't accomplished is getting a degree.

Shortie's Lover wrote:

Gomezz Adddams wrote:

Shortie's Lover wrote:BR, I would guess that a straight-arrow like you wouldn't have knowledge of nude sun bathing.

Of all you guys, I'd guess Gomezz to be most likely to tan while nude.

No you would be guessing wrong. It's not because I'm afraid of being nude in front of strangers but I don't want to put the Tinkerbells to shame with the size of my package.

Besides I think I'd get tired from kicking all those gerbils out of my way strolling down the beach. Which brings up a question you might be able to answer: What level SPF should be used on a gerbil taken to a nude beach? :?:

From another thread:

Shortie's Lover wrote:Gerbils are such a guy thing.

So gay guys don't hang out on Fire Island? I thought for sure some stray gerbil might mistake your bits for it's nest.

Freedom Forever wrote:
I think you are out of your league shortie. btw modesty is a virtue

BOT: Who the hell cares about Fire Is. in SD or what they do there.

Oh, yeah, we care way more about this sort of stuff:

https://justsayingit.forumotion.com/t276-woman-has-sex-with-pitbull#1591

Shortie's Lover wrote:

Freedom Forever wrote:
I think you are out of your league shortie. btw modesty is a virtue

BOT: Who the hell cares about Fire Is. in SD or what they do there.

Oh, yeah, we care way more about this sort of stuff:

https://justsayingit.forumotion.com/t276-woman-has-sex-with-pitbull#1591

???????