My Snowman

Skeptical Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:27 am

When the temperature got to the point the snow we got the other day was jut right to build a snowman ...

8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***"
8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.
8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It’s just the America we live in today!

Jammer Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:43 pm

Skeptical wrote:
When the temperature got to the point the snow we got the other day was jut right to build a snowman ...

8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***"
8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.
8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It’s just the America we live in today!

It is part of the REPRESSIVE LIBERAL strategy to divide and conquer our country. They learned a long time ago that trying to sell Americans on the virtues of becoming a communist socialist country was not working for them. Therefore, they realized that their best strategy was to DIVIDE AND CONQUER.

That is why you have all this diversity nonsense going on. The EVIL LIBERALS are promoting diversity using every angle they can think of. They have the 99 percenters at war with the 1 percenters. They have normal God-fearing people at conflict with the perverted homosexuals. The more groups they can create an identify for a group and pit against another group, the faster American culture and society will erode.

Our Founders were brilliant. They believed all people are created equal and with certain unalienable rights from our Creator. Regardless of the cultures that these people came from, if they believed in our Founding Principles and American values, then they were welcome to the GREAT MELTING POT of the world. But that is the key principle, MELTING POT. Regardless of where the person comes from or what they look like, put them in a pot and stir it with true American values and the citizens who emerge are extremely likely to fit well in our society and get along with their neighbors.

But that doesn’t help the communists. So, they have their useful idiots like Jackoff Jones and Sleazy Slut out spreading the joys of “diversity” and creating identity politics that they can use to destroy America. And that is why I hate Jackoff Jones. Sleazy Slut and every other REPRESSIVE LIBERAL for the EVIL AGENDA they are helping to advance.

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