Paul Harvey was quite right

If I Were the Devil

If I were the Prince of Darkness I would want to engulf the whole earth in darkness.

I'd have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its population, but I would not be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree.

So I should set about however necessary, to take over the United States.

I would begin with a campaign of whispers.

With the wisdom of a serpent, I would whispers to you as I whispered to Eve, "Do as you please."

To the young I would whisper "The Bible is a myth." I would convince them that "man created God," instead of the other way around. I would confide that "what is bad is good and what is good is square."

In the ears of the young married I would whisper that work is debasing, that cocktail parties are good for you. I would caution them not to be "extreme" in religion, in patriotism, in moral conduct.

And the old I would teach to pray — to say after me — "Our father which are in Washington."

Then I'd get organized.

I'd educate authors in how to make lurid literature exciting so that anything else would appear dull, uninteresting.

I'd threaten TV with dirtier movies, and vice-versa.

I'd infiltrate unions and urge more loafing, less work. Idle hands usually work for me.

I'd peddle narcotics to whom I could, I'd sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction, I'd tranquilize the rest with pills.

If I were the Devil, I would encourage schools to refine young intellects, but neglect to discipline emotions; let those run wild.

I'd designate an atheist to front for me before the highest courts and I'd get preachers to say, "She's right."

With flattery and promises of power I would get the courts to vote against God and in favor of pornography.

Thus I would evict God from the courthouse, then from the schoolhouse, then from the Houses of Congress.

Then in his own churches I'd substitute psychology for religion and deify science.

If I were Satan I'd make the symbol of Easter an egg

And the symbol of Christmas a bottle.

If I were the Devil I'd take from those who have and give to those who wanted until I had killed the incentive of the ambitious. Then my police state would force everybody back to work.

Then I would separate families, putting children in uniform, women in coal mines and objectors in slave-labor camps.

If I were Satan I'd just keep doing what I'm doing and the whole world go to hell as sure as the Devil.

Liberal wrote:I always wondered why Paul Harvey was so popular with racist rednecks, but it's obvious now. Thanks for the article!

Liberal wrote:I always wondered why Paul Harvey was so popular with racist rednecks, but it's obvious now. Thanks for the article!

Gomezz Adddams wrote:

Liberal wrote:I always wondered why Paul Harvey was so popular with racist rednecks, but it's obvious now. Thanks for the article!

I can only ponder the Liberal mind's bereftness of intellect and wonder how they even form words to speak let alone form a cogent argument.    

Gomezz Adddams wrote:

Liberal wrote:I always wondered why Paul Harvey was so popular with racist rednecks, but it's obvious now. Thanks for the article!

I can only ponder the Liberal mind's bereftness of intellect and wonder how they even form words to speak let alone form a cogent argument.    

Skeptical wrote:

Gomezz Adddams wrote:

Liberal wrote:I always wondered why Paul Harvey was so popular with racist rednecks, but it's obvious now. Thanks for the article!

I can only ponder the Liberal mind's bereftness of intellect and wonder how they even form words to speak let alone form a cogent argument.    

Well, it started a long, long, long time ago when the Lord said, "let there be brains".  The liberals of that time thought God said, "Let there be rains" and ran off to hide in caves so they wouldn't be affected.  And it came to pass they didn't get brains and the liberal of today is still like the ancestors of their breed.

As Paul Harvey would say, "Now you know the rest of the story".

Liberal wrote:

Skeptical wrote:

Gomezz Adddams wrote:

Liberal wrote:I always wondered why Paul Harvey was so popular with racist rednecks, but it's obvious now. Thanks for the article!

I can only ponder the Liberal mind's bereftness of intellect and wonder how they even form words to speak let alone form a cogent argument.    

Well, it started a long, long, long time ago when the Lord said, "let there be brains".  The liberals of that time thought God said, "Let there be rains" and ran off to hide in caves so they wouldn't be affected.  And it came to pass they didn't get brains and the liberal of today is still like the ancestors of their breed.

As Paul Harvey would say, "Now you know the rest of the story".

HOT DIGGGITY DOG! Rains before brains! Explains how the lame hope came before the change or chains! HOT DIGGITY DOG!