The clock is ticking

Maximum as of November 19, 2015 is 428.
Minimum as of November 19, 2015 could be as low as 0 to 42

Maximum as of November 20, 2015 is 427.
Minimum as of November 20, 2015 could be as low as 0 to 41.

Maximum as of November 21, 2015 is 426.
Minimum as of November 21, 2015 could be as low as 0 to 40.

Maximum as of November 23, 2015 is 424
Minimum as of November 23, 2015 could be as low as 0 to 38.
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The clock is always ticking. Act accordingly!

Maximum as of November 24, 2015 is 423
Minimum as of November 24, 2015 could be as low as 0 to 37.

Maximum as of November 26, 2015 is 421
Minimum as of November 26, 2015 could be as low as 0 to 35.

We haven't been updated for four days now. How are we supposed to know the maximum and minimum?

Ham Flower? wrote:We haven't been updated for four days now. How are we supposed to know the maxiimum and minimum?

DSTSS, NDYCFIO ! !

Ham Flower? wrote:We haven't been updated for four days now. How are we supposed to know the maximum and minimum?

I think he's lost his JJDYNO!!

Maximum as of November 30, 2015 is 417
Minimum as of November 30, 2015 could be as low as 0 to 31.

   

Maximum as of December 3, 2015 is 414
Minimum as of December 3, 2015 could be as low as 0 to 28.

Maximum as of December 4, 2015 is 413
Minimum as of December 4, 2015 could be as low as 0 to 27.

Are you planning on bombing an abortion clinic?

Dr. Jones wrote:Are you planning on bombing an abortion clinic?

I'd imagine that bunker life gets boring.

- Wake up and check your chain emails
- Say the Pledge of Alligence to yourself emphasizing "under God"
- Update your random minimum/maximum countdown
- Recount your ammo supply

Ham Flower? wrote:

Dr. Jones wrote:Are you planning on bombing an abortion clinic?

I'd imagine that bunker life gets boring.

- Wake up and check your chain emails
- Say the Pledge of Alligence to yourself emphasizing "under God"
- Update your random minimum/maximum countdown
- Recount your ammo supply

Oh there's a lot more to do:
1) Count my gold
2) Count my silver
3) Hack into your bank accounts and clean out your accounts
4) Hack into your computer and plant incriminating evidence of a crime.
5) Start accounts on adult dating sites in your name and post fake profiles
6) Count my gold
7) Count my silver
Clean my espresso machine
9) Brew a batch of beer
10) Bottle last weeks batch of beer
11) Hack into your cars computer and flash your lights on and off and roll your windows up and down. 
12) Hack into your Amazon account and have a couple three pair of women's underwear sent to your house.
13) Hack into Homeland Security computer and put your name on a terrorist watch list.
14) Count my gold
15) Count my silver

Dr. Jones wrote:Are you planning on bombing an abortion clinic?

You are one sick fk, and hammie is your buttbuddy.

Both sick to the nth degree.

You really must be proud to be liberals.

Gomezz Adddams wrote:

Ham Flower? wrote:

Dr. Jones wrote:Are you planning on bombing an abortion clinic?

I'd imagine that bunker life gets boring.

- Wake up and check your chain emails
- Say the Pledge of Alligence to yourself emphasizing "under God"
- Update your random minimum/maximum countdown
- Recount your ammo supply

Oh there's a lot more to do:
1) Count my gold
2) Count my silver
3) Hack into your bank accounts and clean out your accounts
4) Hack into your computer and plant incriminating evidence of a crime.
5) Start accounts on adult dating sites in your name and post fake profiles
6) Count my gold
7) Count my silver
Clean my espresso machine
9) Brew a batch of beer
10) Bottle last weeks batch of beer
11) Hack into your cars computer and flash your lights on and off and roll your windows up and down. 
12) Hack into your Amazon account and have a couple three pair of women's underwear sent to your house.
13) Hack into Homeland Security computer and put your name on a terrorist watch list.
14) Count my gold
15) Count my silver

Oh Gomezz do you have a high tunnel greenhouse ? Or is your crisis garden effort dormant over these winter months ?

Who bottles a batch of beer after one week? Even college kids wait longer than that.

And who has an Amazon account? Even my Grandma thinks that's lame!

Ham Flower? wrote:Who bottles a batch of beer after one week? Even college kids wait longer than that.

And who has an Amazon account? Even my Grandma thinks that's lame!

College kids have trouble putting rubbers on. Ale can be brewed in a week with the right yeast, dontcha know? Go back to drinking your Miller Lite you cretin.

http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2012-10/beersci-want-brew-beer-election-day-its-possible

Amazon Prime has 50M+ US customers, approx 1/6 of the population. Perhaps your Nana is thinking of AOL that has only 2M still on their dialup service. 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2014/08/07/aol-still-makes-most-of-its-money-off-millions-of-dial-up-subscribers/

Maximum as of December 9, 2015 is 408
Minimum as of December 9, 2015 could be as low as 0 to 22.

   

Maximum as of January 2, 2016 is 384.

Just what are you talking about?

BladeRunner wrote:Just what are you talking about?

If my math is correct, he might be talking about the days Obama has left in office, max and min.

Maximum as of January 8, 2016 is 378.