My Identity Problem

Skeptical wrote:
I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .
I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business. ...
I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.
I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.
I am older than 55, which makes me a useless old man.
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary and a conspiracy theorist.
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loans (it's called work) and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.
Now, a sick old woman is calling me and my friends a basket of deplorables.
Please help me come to terms with the new me . . . because I'm just not sure who I am anymore! I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking! I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!
Funny . . . it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!
As if all this wasn't enough to deal with . . . I'm now afraid to go into either restroom!............

Skeptical wrote:
I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .
I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
No,  people's actions make them a racist.  Things like saying something blatantly racist then complaining because someone called you a racist just because you're white.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.
There's a difference between being prudent and unrealistic.  Your conservative morals are something to be celebrated, in the comfort of your own home. What exactly are conservative morals btw?
I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.
Only when you don't mind your own business.
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business. ...
Yes it does
I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.
The vast majority of Americans are Christian.  Give me a break.
I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.
You belive in an interpretation of the second ammendment that has never been verified by the SCOTUS.
I am older than 55, which makes me a useless old man.
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary and a conspiracy theorist.
Blame the media...#PartyofTrump
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
Depends on your definition of inclusive.  Inclusive is definately much broader than exclusive, but still can have some pretty stringent rules.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I love how you guys have now hijacked the police as your own, much like Christianity and patriotism.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
There are plenty of conservatives who sit around with their hand out.
I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loans (it's called work) and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.
You probably were able to buy a car or a home without needing a loan as well.  Welcome to the new era of higher expenses and lower wages.
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.
I don't see the need for every man, woman, and child to carry a gun.  We have people who are willing and properly trained to do that.
Now, a sick old woman is calling me and my friends a basket of deplorables.
No she's calling people who will vote for an admitted woman sexual abuser, among other things, a basket of deplorables.
Please help me come to terms with the new me . . . because I'm just not sure who I am anymore! I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking! I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!
Funny . . . it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

As if all this wasn't enough to deal with . . . I'm now afraid to go into either restroom!............

Dr. Jones wrote:

Skeptical wrote:
I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .
I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
No,  people's actions make them a racist.  Things like saying something blatantly racist then complaining because someone called you a racist just because you're white.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.
There's a difference between being prudent and unrealistic.  Your conservative morals are something to be celebrated, in the comfort of your own home.  What exactly are conservative morals btw?
I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.
Only when you don't mind your own business.
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business. ...
Yes it does
I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.
The vast majority of Americans are Christian.  Give me a break.
I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.
You belive in an interpretation of the second ammendment that has never been verified by the SCOTUS.
I am older than 55, which makes me a useless old man.
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary and a conspiracy theorist.
Blame the media...#PartyofTrump
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
Depends on your definition of inclusive.  Inclusive is definately much broader than exclusive, but still can have some pretty stringent rules.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I love how you guys have now hijacked the police as your own, much like Christianity and patriotism.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
There are plenty of conservatives who sit around with their hand out.
I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loans (it's called work) and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.
You probably were able to buy a car or a home without needing a loan as well.  Welcome to the new era of higher expenses and lower wages.
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.
I don't see the need for every man, woman, and child to carry a gun.  We have people who are willing and properly trained to do that.
Now, a sick old woman is calling me and my friends a basket of deplorables.
No she's calling people who will vote for an admitted woman sexual abuser, among other things, a basket of deplorables.
Please help me come to terms with the new me . . . because I'm just not sure who I am anymore! I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking! I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!
Funny . . . it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

As if all this wasn't enough to deal with . . . I'm now afraid to go into either restroom!............

nightlight88 wrote:

Dr. Jones wrote:

Skeptical wrote:
I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .
I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
No,  people's actions make them a racist.  Things like saying something blatantly racist then complaining because someone called you a racist just because you're white.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.
There's a difference between being prudent and unrealistic.  Your conservative morals are something to be celebrated, in the comfort of your own home.  What exactly are conservative morals btw?
I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.
Only when you don't mind your own business.
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business. ...
Yes it does
I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.
The vast majority of Americans are Christian.  Give me a break.
I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.
You belive in an interpretation of the second ammendment that has never been verified by the SCOTUS.
I am older than 55, which makes me a useless old man.
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary and a conspiracy theorist.
Blame the media...#PartyofTrump
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
Depends on your definition of inclusive.  Inclusive is definately much broader than exclusive, but still can have some pretty stringent rules.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I love how you guys have now hijacked the police as your own, much like Christianity and patriotism.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
There are plenty of conservatives who sit around with their hand out.
I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loans (it's called work) and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.
You probably were able to buy a car or a home without needing a loan as well.  Welcome to the new era of higher expenses and lower wages.
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.
I don't see the need for every man, woman, and child to carry a gun.  We have people who are willing and properly trained to do that.
Now, a sick old woman is calling me and my friends a basket of deplorables.
No she's calling people who will vote for an admitted woman sexual abuser, among other things, a basket of deplorables.
Please help me come to terms with the new me . . . because I'm just not sure who I am anymore! I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking! I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!
Funny . . . it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

As if all this wasn't enough to deal with . . . I'm now afraid to go into either restroom!............

Dr Mengele, you are the epitome of a liberal stooge.

Dr. Jones wrote:

nightlight88 wrote:

Dr. Jones wrote:

Skeptical wrote:
I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .
I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
No,  people's actions make them a racist.  Things like saying something blatantly racist then complaining because someone called you a racist just because you're white.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.
There's a difference between being prudent and unrealistic.  Your conservative morals are something to be celebrated, in the comfort of your own home.  What exactly are conservative morals btw?
I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.
Only when you don't mind your own business.
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business. ...
Yes it does
I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.
The vast majority of Americans are Christian.  Give me a break.
I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.
You belive in an interpretation of the second ammendment that has never been verified by the SCOTUS.
I am older than 55, which makes me a useless old man.
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary and a conspiracy theorist.
Blame the media...#PartyofTrump
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
Depends on your definition of inclusive.  Inclusive is definately much broader than exclusive, but still can have some pretty stringent rules.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I love how you guys have now hijacked the police as your own, much like Christianity and patriotism.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
There are plenty of conservatives who sit around with their hand out.
I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loans (it's called work) and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.
You probably were able to buy a car or a home without needing a loan as well.  Welcome to the new era of higher expenses and lower wages.
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.
I don't see the need for every man, woman, and child to carry a gun.  We have people who are willing and properly trained to do that.
Now, a sick old woman is calling me and my friends a basket of deplorables.
No she's calling people who will vote for an admitted woman sexual abuser, among other things, a basket of deplorables.
Please help me come to terms with the new me . . . because I'm just not sure who I am anymore! I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking! I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!
Funny . . . it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

As if all this wasn't enough to deal with . . . I'm now afraid to go into either restroom!............

Dr Mengele, you are the epitome of a liberal stooge.

Why is that?

Darth Cheney wrote:

Dr. Jones wrote:

nightlight88 wrote:

Dr. Jones wrote:

Skeptical wrote:
I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .
I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
No,  people's actions make them a racist.  Things like saying something blatantly racist then complaining because someone called you a racist just because you're white.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.
There's a difference between being prudent and unrealistic.  Your conservative morals are something to be celebrated, in the comfort of your own home.  What exactly are conservative morals btw?
I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.
Only when you don't mind your own business.
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business. ...
Yes it does
I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.
The vast majority of Americans are Christian.  Give me a break.
I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.
You belive in an interpretation of the second ammendment that has never been verified by the SCOTUS.
I am older than 55, which makes me a useless old man.
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary and a conspiracy theorist.
Blame the media...#PartyofTrump
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
Depends on your definition of inclusive.  Inclusive is definately much broader than exclusive, but still can have some pretty stringent rules.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I love how you guys have now hijacked the police as your own, much like Christianity and patriotism.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
There are plenty of conservatives who sit around with their hand out.
I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loans (it's called work) and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.
You probably were able to buy a car or a home without needing a loan as well.  Welcome to the new era of higher expenses and lower wages.
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.
I don't see the need for every man, woman, and child to carry a gun.  We have people who are willing and properly trained to do that.
Now, a sick old woman is calling me and my friends a basket of deplorables.
No she's calling people who will vote for an admitted woman sexual abuser, among other things, a basket of deplorables.
Please help me come to terms with the new me . . . because I'm just not sure who I am anymore! I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking! I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!
Funny . . . it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

As if all this wasn't enough to deal with . . . I'm now afraid to go into either restroom!............

Dr Mengele, you are the epitome of a liberal stooge.

Why is that?

Dumb as a rock yet somehow feels they have some heightened intellectual faculties. It is really quite remarkable to watch...almost entertaining.